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Tha moirastw me ti stili ta notes pou ekana otan akousa ta tragoudia, paei polis kairos kai den asxolithike poli ektote, alla telos pantwn...

Germany(5.2): Simpathestati I Meyer, ok to tragoudaki, alla apo xwra xwris simmaxous, einai dinaton na leme oti afto to tragoudi einai early favourite? De vlepw tous krites na trelainontai m to tragoudi. Den einai kako, alla it shouldn’t be single fugures. SS: Twra dinei 6.2

Azerbaijan(4.9): Xeirotero apo to persino tous. I profora tis einai xalia. To mouni poli metrio gia anatoliki evrwpi. Exoun ena karo simmaxous, alla pali den kserw ti idiaitero mporei na kanei me tis epitropes I savura (Safura). To gegonos oti ftanoun stin pigi kai den ipian akoma nero, isws paizei rolo pantws. An den paizei stin praksi, tha paiksei sto betting (pithano na pesoun). SS:Twra pia megalo favori sto 2.64. Tha vgei pithanon, alla den akoumpietai se tetoia apodosi.

Israel(9.4): In with a shout! O tzovenos tragoudaei sta evraiika, alliws tha elega oti ksexwrizei apo ta 3 favori. Oi evraioi exoun kosmo pantou, alla to kalitero einai oti ta pane kala me tis kritikes epitropes. Kai to tragoudi tha mporouse kati na parei apo tis kritikes epitropes. Paradoksws, para ti glwssa, exei stoixeia. SS: 12 dinei twra, praktika sxedon ametavlito an sinipologiseis tin terastia ptwsi apoosis twn Azerwn.

Armenia(13): De mou kanei gia nikitria. Exei apeirous simmaxous, de nomizw oti tha sarwsei me tous krites omws. Kanei prospatheia na piasei kai tous krites kai to koino, alla de nomizw oti tha ta kataferei kai toso me tous krites. Aplws kai mono ena flaouto de tha kerdisei tous krites, oli tha exoun violia kai paparies fetos pou paizoun krites. Den apokleiw na einai konta pantws. SS: 13.5 pleon to Apricot Stone. Vlepontas argotera ta ipoloipa, thewrw pleon oti exei parapanw pithanotites apo oti arxika, giati paradoksws den anevike i poiotita genika, mallon einai arketa xeiroteri apo persi.

Croatia(17.5): 3 metries gkomenes pou tragoudane st Kroatika. Den einai athlio, alla den katalavainw ti douleia exei anamesa sta favori…No chance lew egw. SS: Pleon dinei 60.

Denmark(16.5): Katholou kako. Exei elpides sigoura gia psila, isws kai gia niki. SS:Pleon dinei 25. Ligo paliomoditiko tha elega, paraeinai 'efkolo' gia na enthousiasteis, alla exei elpides. Sto 25 to paizw.

Norway(20): To tragoudi den einai toso kako, exoun kai simmaxous, einai kai host. Omws de mou kanei, o tragoudistis einai poli axrwmos (oxi apo apopsi fwnis) kai de deixnei ‘xarisma’ kai proswpikotita. SS: twra dinei 30. To agnow sto betting.

Ellada(25): Mipws 250? Plaka kanoume? Tha perasei teliko??? SS: Twra 44. Tha perasei omws distixws teliko, giati einai ston imiteliko me olous tous trisathlious. Pantws to kanw lay sto 1.07 na min perasei, tha exw pick.

Cyprus(150): De tha kerdisei, alla edw milame gia ok tragoudaki, isws ta paei kala me krites kai plasaristei kapws. Oxi kati to trello, alla einai value. SS: Dinei 430 pleon. De tha kanei kati mallon, apodeiknietai oti den itan value sto 150, isws omws einai sto 430.

Turkey(44): Eksairetika diskolo na krineis tis pithanotites tou. Ola refsta. To tragoudi den einai kai athlio, akoma kai apo krites kati mikrous vathmous isws tous tsimpisei, alla oxi kati parapanw apo mikrous vathmous. Oi omogeneis ametritoi, dinami gia Eurovision, alla einai sta agglika kai se katholou tsiftetele styl, kati kseno gia to meso Tourko. An i timi tou meinei psila, ta plase den einai asximo stoixima. Oute mia sto mirio na sarwsei, alla akoma kai na kerdisei an o nikitis paei sta 220 me 8 xwres se apostasy enos 12riou, ola ginontai. Mistirio. Diskoloi kairoi gia Eurovision punters… SS: Twra dinei 40.

Sweden (36): Idiaitera asximi gia Souideza, alla exei sovares pithanotites to tragoudaki gia psila. An mi ti allo, tous dikous tou simmaxous tha tous piasei arketa pistevw. Psilo allis epoxies, alla ti na leme twra, polla tha krithoun kai apo ti geniki diathesi tou kosmou those days. Diladi I Iceland pou vgike 2i persi eixe pio xaroumeno tragoudi? Cmon. Oi idies psifoi fetos isws einai ok. Vevaia. Tpt idiaitero to tragoudi, alla den exei douleia na exei idia odds me ton alkaio… SS: Piasame tin ptwsi toulaxiston, twra 25.

Slovakia(36): Wraio tragoudaki, alla se akatalavistiki glwssa kai me athlia xoreftika. Na nikisei apla den paizei, isws paei kala, apla de vlepw na vgainei prwto me tipote giati oute oi krites tha thelan na vgei afto, oute simmaxies exoun sovares. Apla tha meinei se kapoious pou tous aresoun tetoia akousmata. SS:Twra dinei 120. Pali kala giati nomiza oti kati xanw.

Ireland(46): Poli kali fwni exei to traveli, alla pleon milame gia pio apokroustiki apo tin Chiara pou stelnei sinexeia I Malta. De tha to kontrara ki olas sto 46, alla ipervolika asximi gamw. SS: Twra 32.

Belgium(85): Sto 85 exei ligo value (plase klp) alla de vlepw kai star quality sto palikari, opote tipote trello. Pantws an itan xrimatistirio tha longara, de tha shortara… SS: Pali piasame to value, 44 pleon o paiktis...

Spain(170): De tha pareis Eurovision pote, Ispane, Ispane (to mono pou den kerdizoun telika…)…Sovara twra, why fucking bother re chicos? Giati eiste stous 5 statherous? You just won’t give a shit, toso apla…Exoume dei kai xeirotera, ok, oi krites dinoun se opoiondipote kapoio chance, alla mi gelieste, oute sto 1000 den einai value o afanas… SS: Gia kapoio logo exei pesei sto 90. Vlepoun kati pou de vlepw. Profanws aresei se krites. De gamietai? Emena pantws de mou kanei me tin kamia.

Albania(100): Asximi, sta alvanika, oxi kako to tragoudi, alla poli ligo sinolika, elpida egw de vlepw. SS: Allo ena, like Slovakia, pou se kapoious arese arxika. Alla o odostrwtiras tis pragmatikotitas to patise kai twra dinei 330.

Belarus(210): Ti kathomai kai vlepw oles aftes tis skatofatses thee mou? As poume oti de tha to kontrara sto 210…alla tha to kontrara sto 200…Tzampa milame, apla epeidi exei kapoio bloc voting, isws perasei, isws paei kapou klp. Alla den paizw pouthena afti ti malakia. SS: Pige 270.

France(150): Mou aresei poli gia tetoia timi, tha paiksei sta beach bars to kalokairi logika, to zitima einai poso psila na ftasei se enan teliko teli maiou, opou oi pio polles xwres den exoun akoma kalokairi…Poso summertime diathesi na exei o kosmos kai poso na tou ti vgaleis panw se pista magiatiko vradi sto oslo??? Exei kapoia poli mikri pithanotita gia bomb, alla oxi kai se stil oti exei 1/20 na kerdisei or so. SS: Dinei pleon 200. Ksis't'arxidia sou. Prwtia den pianei, alla tha to exw gia liga sto 200. Kai se kapoia alla bets isws.

Georgia(140): Kai meta lene gia ti mpala tou Rehagel…San eipame ligi poiotita logw kritwn, vlepoume tin kathe paparia apo olous tous peinales gia na min pane kai toso asxima. E, ok, me tosous gewrgianous pantou, de tha pate toso asxima oti kai na steilete. Alla paparia mantoles. Diladi na leei ti an vgeis 14i gamw to spiti sou? An den pernouses teliko tha etrwges prostimo? Apo tetoies ‘prospatheies’, protimw ton Alkaio, sta isia. Valte ton kalatze na kanei podarakia kai na klanei stin teliki. Pantws to onoma, Sofia Nizharadze, toulaxiston einai original gewrgiano. SS:Twra 110. Paizoun gia to apoelesma ta paidia. Emmenw ston Kalatze na klanei...

Ukraine(290): Kane mas tsimpoukia me ti glwssa, Alyosha, Alyosha…Apo pornes politeleias, arxisan twra na stelnoun pornes twn 7 euro (dineis dekariko kai sou dinoun resta. Se topiko nomisma panta ta resta. Kai nomizoun oti se koroidepsan ki olas…). Fwni xeiroteri apo ti Tzoulia Aleksandratou, emfanisi ligo kaliteri apo tin Pepi Tsesmeli. GO GO GO ‘Sweet People’. Na zitisw varea kai anthiigeina? SS: Twra 360.

Iceland(210): Kala, fae 2-3 pitogira me saltsa ifaisteiakis tefras kai vlepoume…An itan anthrwpino to parousiastiko, tha edine 130 px. To tragoudi den einai toooooso athlio, exw dei xeirotera, alla de tha riskaran na tin ksananevasoun panw na tragoudisei, i skini kostizei kapoia lefta. SS: Twra dinei ontws 130!!! Les na ekane plastiki???

Moldova(160): Apo ti xwra pou mas edwse ti Natalia Barbu kirioi…Ipodexteite tous sun stroke project kai tin Olia Tira. Tiraw mwri Olia mou, tiraw, giati an pw na akousw gamise ta. Fthini prospatheia na xwresei kai violi sti fasi. An to evaze ston kwlo tis, isws eixan kamia elpida. Kala ekei pou ksekinaei kai tragoudaei o allos o vlaxos einai pou katalavaineis oti den iparxei elpida para tin kali thelisi na gleipsoume osa parapanw ‘constituencies’ psifoforwn mporoume…Run Away, ok, I will take their advice. SS: Twra 420.

Romania(120): Pou stirizontai? Sto piano kai sto vazo. Ok, den einai piano. Alla tous goustarw. Oti kai na kanoun, vriskoun na xwresoun ena koproskilo me petsina oi theoi. Kritirio panta na einai tsoula prin apo to na einai wraia. Not a chance vevaia… SS:330 twra.

Serbia(110): Lougkritse…Mono me koino, eixe elpides akoma kai gia top-3. Tha aresei stous siggeneis laous klp. Me epitropes, ok, too much na paei na to parei I lougkra. Ola ginontai vevaia an paei poli xamila to score, alla den to vlepw. 10da pithani pantws an oi epitropes apo filikes xwres den to thapsoun. SS: Twra dinei 75 i lougkrw.

Gia ta ipoloipa 15 varethika kai na akousw. Exw akousei 2-3 akoma alla varethika na simeiwsw. Argotera tha anakefalaiwsw ta picks mou edw.

Anakefalaiwsi Picks:
Servia na kerdisei ton prwto imiteliko tis Eurovision, 19 apodosi, Bwin, 0.3 units.

Twra dinei 12 sti BF.

2 units na paei kalitera i Gallia apo Ispania 2.20

1.5 units na paei kalitera i Souidia apo ton Alkaio 1.95

Ta dio parapanw ta edine i bwin alla oi apodoseis allaksan. Sto prwto enantion mou, sto deftero iper mou.

Telikos. Poia xwra tha termatisei teleftaia? Uk verus any other. Paizw any other 3 units sto 1.72

Kai afto itan apo Bwin, 2 meres meta pou to vala pige 1.33 kai to uk 3.00. Twra to exoun antikatastisei me allo pou exei kai ti Gallia mesa.

Posous pontous tha lavei to nikitirio tragoudi? 251 or more 1.95, 1.5 units

Dinei 1.50 pleon, panta apo bwin.

Ena note edw asxeto: Ksanavlepontas ta tragoudia, to alvaniko einai sta agglika kai malista einai kai mia xara gia to 140 pou dinei. Exei elpides 10das aneta.

0.7 units lay ton Alkaio sto 1.07 gia prokrisi apopse, BF

Tha prokrithei, giati einai athlios o simerinos imitelikos, alla prepei na einai to xeirotero tragoudi pou edwse pote 1.06-1.07 gia na prokrithei. As elpisoume na to agnoisoun teleiws oi epitropes kai na exoume polles filikes psifous metaksi metriwn (bosnia me allous anatolikous kai rwsia-estonia-latvia). Diskolo na min prokrithei me tetoia skata apopse, alla tha riskarw 0.7 units gia na kerdisw net 10.

Latvia to qualify 3.05, BF, 1 unit.

Mistiria ektelesi, alla me tosa skata apopse prepei na einai trello value gia na perasei, oso kai gia na kanei kamia ekpliksara. Giafto vazw kai 0.3 units na mpei 10da telikou sto 18.

3 units Germania na paei kalitera apo Ispania 1.45 sti Bwin

Ok, de simmerizomoun tin trela gia ti Lena Meyer, alla oxi na sigkrinetai me ton paikti afton. Den kserw giati peftei toso i apodosi tou. Episis, an den eixa idi 2 units sto France na paei kalitera apo Spain, tha evaza allo 1 unit sto 3.55 pou pige. Einai to poli 50-50 gia mena. To galliko den tairiazei katholou se eurovision alla ok kai to ispaniko theoskata einai. A, epipleon, de tha exei Andorra fetos i Ispania, ena sigouro 12ri.