Apodoseis-anekdoto apo Bwin (Vouleftikes ekloges 2009)

3 units sto handicap-anekdoto tin Bwin sti ND +7.5. Oi epiloges einai oi eksis:
Pasok +0.5 (in true Bwin fashion evgalan pali to favori me handicap oi theoi!!!!!) 4.75
ND +7.5 4.75
KKE +30.5 4.75
Laos +32.5 4.75
Siriza +35 4.75
Oikologoi +37.5 4.75.

Apo afta ta 6 einai zitima an 3 exoun kapoia iparkti pithanotita na vgoun. Diladi to pasok, i Nd kai to Siriza. Diladi i ND pire konta 32% se evrwekloges kai de tha parei 33% stis vouleftikes? Come one. 33+7.5=40.5. An parei toso, to pasok thelei 40.01% gia na parei to handicap, efikto. Alla an prepei na dialekseis anamesa sta dio, diladi an epaizes apla tous dio me handicap 7 monades, diskola na epaizes pasok. Isws einai ekei konta, alla 7 gemates einai ligo ipervoli.

Oi Oikologoi exoun psilosvisei, tha paroun 3%? Diskola, ginetai men, alla diskola. Me tis fwties klp, exoun isws elpida. Apla omws oi vouleftikes den einai evrwekloges kai diskola kanei tetoia ipervasi komma pou den tin ekane ligous mines prin ws agnwsto kai aftharto.

To KKE prepei na piasei 10%. An o kosmos den enoiwse na tou dwsei toso se evrwekloges, paizei na to kanei twra? Dedomenou oti exoun skliropiriniko koino, perimeneis na psifisan more than average stis euro. Opote diskola na anevoun edw me afksimeni simmetoxi.

To Siriza prepei na piasei 5.5% kai opws eipame, ena xavale komma pou den pianei toso se xavale ekloges, diskola na to piasei stis 'sovares' ekloges. Vevaia, opws kai oi oikologoi, exoun pio xavaledes opadous, ara pio pithanous na adiaforisan stis euro. Alla kai pali diskolo na anevei toso o Ofi (Siriza) se mia xronia pou paei epitelous gia prwthathlima o vazelos (Pasok).

Aftoi pou apla den exoun elpida, einai tou Laos pantws. I atzenta exei figei apo tous metanastes kai ok, poso na piasei re? 8.5%? Noiwthoun kastano? Thelei 8% gia na kanei tie me ND an piasei afti 33%. Pws na parei 8%? To Laos einai vevaio vasei dimografikwn stoixeiwn oti eixe ti mikroteri apoxi stis Euro (me ti mikroteri apoxi, pianeis ta megalitera psaria, kalo to logopaigniaki mou e?Xoxoxo). Apla oi perissoteroi psifoforoi tou thewroun paranomo na min pas na psifiseis, akoma kai gia to 15meles tou sindesmou apostratwn stratiwtikwn. Tha xasoun kai psifous pros ND, giati kapoioi 'fiscal conservatives' tha xaroun me tis eksaggelies karamanli kai kapoioi alloi tis 'laikis deksias' tha pesoun sti fasi tis polwsis. Alla kai met is idies psifous, apla tha pesei arketa to pososto tous giati tha anevei i simmetoxi.

I have been wrong before, alla einai peran kathe logikis na peis oti i siseirwsi twn megalwn de tha anevei apo euro se vouleftikes. to 34% den einai katholou apithano gia nd, kai meta poios tha tin piasei sto handicap? To Pasok tou 40.5 isws kai mono afto tha einai konta. Se apodosi 4.75, de thes polla. Edw milame oti eprepe na dinei peripou 2. An oxi ligotero. Sick apla.